Skip to main content

Free tool · Brutal mode

Recruiters roast your resume silently.
We do it to your face.

Upload your resume and get the feedback everyone else is too polite to give: a survival score, buzzword counts measured from your actual text, section-by-section burns — and the three fixes that matter. We roast the resume, not you.

100% free
Real counts, not AI vibes
One compliment included

Your resume

Drop your resume PDF here

or click to browse · PDF only · max 5 MB

We extract text from your PDF locally -- nothing is shown back to you.

Free · takes ~20 seconds · your resume is not used for anything except the roast

Good questions

Before you get burned

The questions people ask while hovering over the upload button.

Every burn quotes your actual text, and every number on the scorecard — buzzword hits, cliché counts, the percentage of bullets with numbers — is counted from your resume programmatically, not invented by the AI. The jokes are generated; the data is measured.

We roast the document, not you. Expect your buzzwords mocked, your weakest sections graded, and your clichés counted in public — plus exactly one sincere compliment and a 3-step fix list. If your resume is genuinely strong, it will say so.

Yes — upload or paste your resume and get the full roast free. The follow-up tools (the full analyzer fix list and the resume builder) have free tiers too.

It is used to generate your roast and nothing else. We do not sell it, train on it, or show it to anyone. Your roast result stays in your browser session.

Recruiters spend about 7.4 seconds on a first skim. The survival score (0–100) is our estimate of the odds your resume gets a second look instead of a silent pass. Under 50 means the skim is killing you — the redemption plan tells you why.